What do you say to a mouse that has chipped his tooth?
Hard Cheese.
What animal goes to sleep with his shoes on?
A horse.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789.
Why is the letter V like an angry bull?
Because it comes after U.
When is it most unlucky to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What do birds watch after the news?
The feather forecast.
Which birds live in refrigerators?
A coldfinch.
Which side of a sheep has the most wool?
The outside.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can's tuna fish.
How to cats keep their breath fresh?
With mouse wash.
How do snails get their shells shiny?
They use snail varnish.
What is a kangroo's favorite sweet?
Lollyhops.
What do you do if a hippo sits in front of you in the cinema?
Miss most of the film.
Why did the cat put her kittens in the drawer?
Because you shouldn't leave your litter lying around.
Why did the camel not cross the road ?
Because he took the hump.
Why were the bees on strike ?
For shorter flowers and more honey.